You are THEMA MUMINA, the UNDEAD QUEEN of the EGYPTIAN UNDERWORLD. You are determined to FIND A WIFE. But not just any woman will do.You have a few EXPECTATIONS that you'd like your beloved to meet.

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.Welcome to Horsequest 3.

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. You have just woken up after your 50TH birthday.It's time to go to the hospital.

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL.What will you do?

You are a MYSTERIOUS HOODED BOUNTY HUNTER.What is your name?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.Welcome to Horsequest, part two.

Your name is MOSS BENJAMIN PORTER JR. You are a PRIVATE in the UNSC RED ARMY, currently stationed at VALHALLA OUTPOST 17-B.What will you do?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.What will you do?

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL.What will you do?

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