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BANEQUESTS

Quests that are either ongoing, completed, or discontinued for various reasons.

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL. What will you do?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE. What will you do?

Your name is JUSTIN SAM. You are sitting in your room, bored. What will you do?

Your name is MOSS BENJAMIN PORTER JR.
You are a PRIVATE in the UNSC RED ARMY, currently stationed at VALHALLA OUTPOST 17-B. What will you do?

Please enter a new name for this adventure.

LOST QUESTS

Quests that were never archived, but the assets were retained.

You are a SENTIENT DROP OF SWEAT on a HUNKILY MUSCULAR ARM.What will you do?


QUESTS I FOLLOW

Slice Quest

DemBones

“No… no, please! NyAAAAAAAAAAAAHHG-”You jerk upright to the sound of a woman being torn apart, almost losing your balance in the process. A string of drool drips from the corner of your mouth into the dark, choppy water below-a cold white guide rail spritzed with seafoam and seagull crap being the one thing keeping you from taking an impromptu dip.

Jail Quest

Indonesian Gentleman

A pounding headache throbs gently as you rise, a tell-tale sign that you've drank too much last night. The manacles and the jail cell, though... that's new. Wait - memories start to bubble up...Your name is Rosa Montagni. This town you've arrived in yesterday is called Far Avalon. And, drunk in the local pub, you've...

Greenhorn Quest

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You are the ever-proud APPRENTICE of the great witch SIGRID DE HAUTDESERT. With woolen raiment on and wand in hand, you are ready to engage in another wonderful day of ASSIDUOUS THAUMATURGICAL EDUCATION.What is your name?

FANART AND DOODLES

Peekay

SomaSam

siren

Levelman

BANE

BANE

BANE

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siren

siren

BANE

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DemBones

BANE

Indonesian Gentleman

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL. What will you do?

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL. What will you do?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE. What will you do?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE. Welcome to Horsequest, part two.

You are a MYSTERIOUS HOODED BOUNTY HUNTER.
What is your name?

Banequest: Day One

Your name is JUSTIN SAM. You are sitting in your room, bored. What will you do?

Banequest: Day Two

With a heavy heart, you decide to save what little change you have and just settle with the MYSTERIOUS PHARMACEUTICAL BOTTLE.

Slice Quest #1:
Mind Your Manors!

“No… no, please! NyAAAAAAAAAAAAHHG-”You jerk upright to the sound of a woman being torn apart, almost losing your balance in the process. A string of drool drips from the corner of your mouth into the dark, choppy water below-a cold white guide rail spritzed with seafoam and seagull crap being the one thing keeping you from taking an impromptu dip.

Slice Quest #2:
Slice Guys Finish Last

You’re DIESEL CRASH: proud delivery boy for PIZZA MIND, your uncle’s pizza parlor, and tonight just isn’t your night!What started as a not-so-routine delivery to a graduation party on a private island owned by HAUSER PHARMACEUTICALS quickly descended into a fight for your life! Though you managed to obtain an unofficial invite to the bash from the cold, yet surprisingly-alluring heiress and Student Council Prez MINA HAUSER, the price was steeper than you initially realized.

Slice Quest #3:
A Midnight Smack

You’re DIESEL CRASH: proud delivery boy for your uncle’s pizza parlor PIZZA MIND, and tonight just keeps getting better and better!The stage is set for the final showdown, but though the portal shimmers with activity, the scientist is nowhere to be seen… and yet a faint scent of coffee and maple syrup still lingers in the sterile lab air…Standing in front of the gate with weapons drawn and heart racing, THIS is where your story continues…

BANE FANART

Jail Quest

A pounding headache throbs gently as you rise, a tell-tale sign that you've drank too much last night. The manacles and the jail cell, though... that's new. Wait - memories start to bubble up...Your name is Rosa Montagni. This town you've arrived in yesterday is called Far Avalon. And, drunk in the local pub, you've...

Jail Quest:
Thread 2

A night of drinking and a failed attempt to cheat on cards had landed you the strangest job slash community service sentence you've ever had: ensuring Gongalla Gaol survives the reality storm called Singularity.Now you travel around with your employer and a handpicked crew to survey the four Reality Anchors. Hey, beats being tarred and feathered, right?

Jail Quest:
Thread 3

A night of drinking and a failed attempt to cheat on cards had landed you the strangest job slash community service sentence you've ever had: ensuring Gongalla Gaol survives the reality storm called Singularity.Now you travel around with your employer and a handpicked crew to survey the four Reality Anchors. Hey, beats being tarred and feathered, right?

Jail Quest:
Thread 4

A night of drinking and a failed attempt to cheat on cards had landed you the strangest job slash community service sentence you've ever had: ensuring Gongalla Gaol survives the reality storm called Singularity.Now you travel around with your employer and a handpicked crew to survey the four Reality Anchors. Hey, beats being tarred and feathered, right?

Jail Quest:
Thread 5

A night of drinking and a failed attempt to cheat on cards had landed you the strangest job slash community service sentence you've ever had: ensuring Gongalla Gaol survives the reality storm called Singularity.Now you travel around with your employer and a handpicked crew to survey the four Reality Anchors. Hey, beats being tarred and feathered, right?

BANE FANART

Greenhorn Quest

You are the ever-proud APPRENTICE of the great witch SIGRID DE HAUTDESERT. With woolen raiment on and wand in hand, you are ready to engage in another wonderful day of ASSIDUOUS THAUMATURGICAL EDUCATION.

Greenhorn
Quest 2

You are the ever-proud APPRENTICE of the great witch SIGRID DE HAUTDESERT. With woolen raiment on and wand in hand, you are ready to engage in another wonderful day of ASSIDUOUS THAUMATURGICAL EDUCATION.

Greenhorn
Quest 3

You are the ever-proud APPRENTICE of the great witch SIGRID DE HAUTDESERT–with woolen raiment on and wand in hand, you are ready to engage in another wonderful day of ASSIDUOUS THAUMATURGICAL EDUCATION.

Greenhorn
Quest 4

You are the ever-proud APPRENTICE of the great witch SIGRID DE HAUTDESERT–but without woolen raiment on nor wand in hand, you are not yet ready to engage in another wonderful day of ASSIDUOUS THAUMATURGICAL EDUCATION.

BANE FANART


HOW TO READ

ONGOING QUESTS

Reading quests is easy. Simply scroll and read! To expand the image, simply click on it.Below is a labeled example of a post.

BOUNTY: A Horsequest Story

NAME OF POSTER: The author of the post. If the user left their name blank, it defaults to Anonymous. Sometimes, there will be a code directly after (in the example image it is !!NTsLgRM9VP0); this is called a tripcode. This is a special code that identifies a specific user. See NAME down below to set a tripcode of your own.POSTER ID: If a user posts a reply, their IP address is logged, and they are given a post ID. You can click on it and it will show you how many posts that IP address has.TIME AND DATE: The time and date of posting. This should automatically convert to your time zone.POST NUMBER: Each post has a unique number that can be referenced anywhere in that thread. To reply to the post, simply click on the number.REPLY POSTS: These are posts that have replied to this specific post. To view the replies, simply click the numbers.IMAGE: Some posts have images. Click on the image to expand it.

HOW TO REPLY

To reply to a post, you'll have to click on the POST NUMBER. A window that looks like the image below should pop up.

BOUNTY: A Horsequest Story

QUEST THREAD NUMBER: This is the number that corresponds with the thread/quest. For example, BOUNTY: A Horsequest is Thread No.5770471.NAME: This is where you enter a name for yourself. It's highly recommend that if you use this that you DO NOT USE YOUR REAL NAME. If you leave your name blank, it will default to Anonymous. To add a tripcode (as discussed above) simply type "name##tripcode". "tripcode" can be anything you'd like. Do not reveal your tripcode to anyone.OPTIONS: This is a modifier to your post. Leave this blank, unless you want to do something like roll dice. (For example, if you wanted to roll a 1d100, type in "dice+1d100" without the quotes. You can add additional modifiers to this as well, such as "dice+1d100+5-1", which will add 5 and subtract 1).POST NUMBER: This should be added by default if you click a post's number to reply. You can add additional posts in your reply by clicking their post number, or by typing ">>[post no.]".IMAGE SELECT: You can add an image to your post by selecting "Choose File". You can only upload files that are 8MB max.TEGAKI DRAW TOOL: 4chan uses a tool named Tegaki so that users can draw directly on the site and upload their drawings. Select the width and height of your canvas, then click "Draw" to get started.SPOILER TOGGLE: By marking the box, your image will have a spoiler warning covering it. The spoiler disappears when the image is clicked.CAPTCHA: To post your reply, you will have to solve a CAPTCHA. This might be tricky at first, but it will get easier. Let's work through an example.

BOUNTY: A Horsequest Story

1. Click "Get Captcha". Something like the image below should appear.

BOUNTY: A Horsequest Story

2. Move the scroll wheel until you can clearly read around 5-6 letters/numbers.

BOUNTY: A Horsequest Story

3. Identify and type in the letters/numbers as you see them. Ignore any other markings.

BOUNTY: A Horsequest Story

Once you're done, you're ready to post! If you've mistyped the CAPTCHA, it will make you try again with a new pattern. It's recommended to only solve the CAPTCHA once you've finished writing your post, since a generated CAPTCHA will expire after a while.

ARCHIVED QUESTS

If a thread is archived, it'll be in a https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com link. Reading through these is a little different. You cannot post or reply to a post. When you click to expand an image, it will open in a new tab. Simply return to the original tab to keep going.

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