Your name is MARCO ROHNI.You are an EMPLOYEE at BIG M BURGER, off the corner of First and Market. You are also a psychic newbie, destined to save the world.You would really like to see your life improve sometime soon, but for now, messing with your sister will do you some good.

Your name is MARCO ROHNI.You are an EMPLOYEE at BIG M BURGER, off the corner of First and Market.You would really like to see your life improve sometime soon, but for now, texting takes the edge off of how shitty your existence is.

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.Part three.

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. You have just woken up after your 50TH birthday.It's time to go to the hospital.

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL.What will you do?

You are a MYSTERIOUS HOODED BOUNTY HUNTER.What is your name?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.Part two.

Your name is MOSS BENJAMIN PORTER JR. You are a PRIVATE in the UNSC RED ARMY, currently stationed at VALHALLA OUTPOST 17-B.What will you do?

You are a FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE.What will you do?

Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. Today is your 50TH birthday. You are driving your son and yourself to J.P. WYNNE HIGH SCHOOL.What will you do?

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